A Vorpal Blade

a Vorpal Blade <strongly chilling> <red glow>

Description:	The Vorpal Blade is a massive weapon of inestimable antiquity. There are those who whisper dark rumors that the Vorpal Blade is capable of slaying gods themselves.
Weapon type:	claymore
Stats:	+10 str, +10 dex, +a lot cold damage, evil wield only (newest versions)
It looks	Very heavy (26.168 kg)
Sacvalue:	5.67m (2003 26kg version)
It is called	Vorpal Blade and identified as 'vorpal blade', 'blade' and 'claymore'.
Made of	platinum
Size:	smallish
Quality:	sterling (2003 26kg version)
From:	Burglefloogah, Zonni's swamps
Compares between:	Holy Defender and Anipium Maul of Gods
Other info:	Oldest versions are 2h swords and weigh more, the ~26.2kg weight is for the newer claymore versions. Also a very lousily comparing old version exists. Heft data: (26kg claymore version) Size 5, Str 1-12: There is no way could you wield a Vorpal Blade. Size 20, Str 68-106: You could wield a Vorpal Blade ...with triple your strength from elephantback, maybe. Size 25, Str 106: You would need three or four hands to wield a Vorpal Blade properly. Size 40, Str 68-106: You could wield a Vorpal Blade labeled as in two hands, and it wouldn't be very unbalanced. Size 46, Str 68-106: You could wield a Vorpal Blade comfortably with two hands. Size 51, Str 112: With a powerful strength boost, you might be able to wield a Vorpal Blade in a single hand...badly. Size 54, Str 192: A Vorpal Blade is pushing the limits of what you can wield in a single hand. Size 54, Str 278: You could wield a Vorpal Blade in one hand if you tried, but it would be awkward and unbalanced. Size 85, Str 131: You can wield a Vorpal Blade in one hand with minimal effort. Size 90, Str 90-156: You can skillfully wield a Vorpal Blade with one hand with ease.